I Do Not Like That Man Ted Cruz

i do not like that man ted cruz

i do not like that man ted cruz/i do not like his shitty views/i do not like him saying 'ass'/i do not like him serving sass/i do not like him in a seat/i do not like him holding meat/i do not like him when he's smoochin'/i do not like him with mnuchin/i hate his stupid pronoun bit/that man ted cruz is full of shit - last week tonight

i do not like that man ted cruz/i do not like his far right views/i do not like him in these reeds/i do not like him when he feeds/i do not like him by a wall/i do not like this shit at all/i do not like him as santa's elf/that man ted cruz can fuck himself - last week tonight

i do not like that man ted cruz/i do not like his backwards views/i do not like his stupid suits/i do not like his cowboy boots/i do not like him when he sneezes/i do not like him eating cheeses/i hate to see his dumb face smirkin'/because his beard looks like a merkin - last week tonight

i do not like that ted cruz man/i do not like him shouting 'klan'/i do not like him in a room/i do not like him in cancun/i do not like him playing ball/i do not like his face at all/i wish he'd lose his cushy job/that man ted cruz is a fucking knob - last week tonight

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